Sean Taylor Madden cover

Redskin cheerleaders at the game last night! AHHHHHHH football season is here

What was on Cooleys ipod on the way on Canton last night?

This is what he was listening too on the way to the game last night


1. Coldplay - Violet Hill
2. Kid Rock - All Summer Long
3. Mickey Avalon - Jane Fonda
4. Kalai - Honeymoon Uh Huh
5. Thriving Ivory - Angels on the Moon
6. David Grey - You're the World to Me
7. Skid Row - Wasted Time
8. Fall Out Boy - Beat It
9. AFI - The Leaving Song
10. Foo Fighters - The Pretender
11. Feeder - High
12. Boys Like Girls - Thunder
13. Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into the Dark
15. Art Alexakis - Harvest
16. Jack Johnson - Flake
17. Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues
18. I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business - The Best Happiness Money Can Buy
19. Modest Mouse - One Chance
20. Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight

Must be a Cowboy if.....

Jeff Pearlman has a new book coming out in September called Boys Will Be Boys, which chronicles the Cowboys during the Aikman-Smith-Irvin glory years. Tucked inside the book is a chapter called “The Last Naked Warrior,” which is a nickname defensive end Charles Haley used for himself. Haley, if you recall, was a goddamn beast of a pass rusher, and also a legendary asshole. But what you may not know about Haley is that he was:
A) Legitimately insane

B) Hung like Milton Berle

C) Liked jacking off in front of teammates and coaches

And not playful jerking off. We’re talking the real, hardcore, I’m-home-and-my-wife-is-at-the-movies jerking off. I’ll let Pearlman fill you in:
Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…
Hey look, it’s Charles’ huge erection! And he’s pleasuring himself! Man, that is funny.
But Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, ‘You know you wanna suck this!’
Well, it was San Francisco. I, for one, am glad to see that Haley liked to go native. I’m assuming Montana replied, “Really? I know I wanna suck that? Well, it hadn’t occurred to me before. But now that you’re masturbating right in front of me in a completely unprofessional manner, I can see your point.”
Pearlman also gets this quote from Michael Silver:
”Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about other players’ wives. It got to the point of ejaculation.”
Well, if you don’t reach the point of ejaculation, there IS no point. Am I right? Think about this quote for just a moment. You go to work. You go sit in a meeting. Then Bob from Accounting decides to take out his Frankencock and starts talking about banging your wife, and then orgasms right in front of you.

Farve man crush song

Cooley commercial

Brett Favre has sent his reinstatement paperwork to the NFL

Brett Favre has sent his reinstatement paperwork to the NFL and is awaiting approval from commissioner Roger Goodell, league spokesman Randall Liu confirmed Tuesday.

Once Favre is granted reinstatement — a step considered a formality, but one that wouldn’t be forthcoming until Wednesday at the earliest — the Packers will have 24 hours to release the iconic quarterback or return him to their active roster.

If Goodell reinstates Favre on Wednesday, his return to the practice field for the Packers would most likely come Friday. The team does not have a scheduled public practice Thursday. ESPN first reported that Favre faxed the letter earlier Tuesday.

Cowboys suck

What REALLY happened with Tony Romo vs The New York Giants - More free videos are here

Chris Cooley interview from this week

Madden 09 is almost here. Smells like football season

The NFL are hipocrites

The NFL cares. They're concerned about the very serious issue of over consumption of alcohol in America. They're concerned about their players providing a wholesome product that the whole family can enjoy, and being good, clean, sober role models. Dammit, they care about the kids.

And that's why they insist that you pound can after can of Coors Light, but that you go nowhere near Charles Woodson's wine.

Packers corner Charles Woodson owns his own signature line of wines called TwentyFour. According to Woodson, TwentyFour "embodies the abundant blessings that surround us. This is a wine of pure enjoyment, gratitude, giving back and paying forward. From our cellar to yours, we hope you enjoy."

Also, it gets you drunk.

So the NFL disapproves, as they have a policy that forbids NFL players from endorsing or promoting any kind of an alcoholic beverage. From Casually Obsessed:


The NFL sent Woodson a note saying that any interviews supporting alcohol would be seen as an endorsement and "may have a detrimental effect on the great number of young fans who follow our game."

And that just blows my mind. It's so hypocritical that I almost have to just stand back and applaud. That sets records for hypocrisy. I couldn't be any more in awe if Brett Favre released a public service announcement urging children to be strong and decisive in their decision-making.

The NFL has an official beer sponsor. You can't watch 2 minutes of an NFL game without seeing a beer ad in the stadium or seeing a beer commercial on TV (many of which I refuse to believe are aimed at anyone over the age of 14). The NFL does everything in their power to get you drinking beer, short of sending Shawne Merriman to your house to actually pour it down your throat.

And yet, Charles Woodson can't do an interview saying that his wine is chock-full of delicious alcohol. Absurd.

I can wish cant I..........

Training camp quickies, pics and video

This is a video of Laron Landry covering Chris Cooley. Listen at the end where u can hear Cooley say "Throw the ball" because the pass from Colt Brennan was short.


This is tight end Fred Davis putting the moves on Marcus Washington

This is Mike Sellers showing his twinkle toes runnin the sideline.

Quickies
- First impression of Jason Taylor is " Stuck up"

- The feeling on the field is that we should be Super Bowl contenders

- Practice got cutoff early this morning because of hail and lightning. Myself and members of the players families were brought inside for safety. We got to see first hand the paparazzi crush around Jason Taylor.

Redskins Training camp VIP experience Tuesday 7/22/2008

Mike Sellers Beefcake award

Old video from last season. I love the uncomfortable looks Shawn Springs gives the camera and Fred Smoots reaction to the motion sickness bracelet. Mike Sellers is definitely the Redskins resident prankster....

Redskins Training camp VIP experience Tuesday 7/22/2008

Gettin ready to roll out to Training camp VIP style with XP. Stay tuned >>>>>>>>